unexceptionallyaverage replied to your post “Everyone keeps telling me that I can’t name my ferret Catsnake. But…I…”

Just name it Catsnake. It is YOUR catsnake.

Ferret update: her name is Rocket the Catsnake. We will only ever call her Catsnake unless we’re like mad at her or something and need to use her full title. As in, “Rocket the Catsnake do not eat that gerbil!”

OH WAIT SHIT I JUST REALIZED THAT MY GERBILS ARE NAMED CLINT AND NATASHA AND NOW MY FERRET IS NAMED ROCKET (after Rocket Racoon) AND I AM OFFICIALLY THE DORKIEST PET OWNER EVER.

sahkoo replied to your post “maggieblueberry replied to your post “Everyone keeps telling me that I…”

Your ferret and my ferret CAN BE FRIENDS

BEST CATSNAKE FRIENDS FOREVER

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

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This is a post about you.

princetflor:

You were pleased, because you always wanted to read about yourself on Tumblr.

maggieblueberry replied to your post “Everyone keeps telling me that I can’t name my ferret Catsnake. But…I…”

what the fuck kind of people are telling you you can’t name your ferret Catsnake THAT’S A GREAT NAME???

The kind of person that is Ali. I might concede to Sansa the Catsnake and just constantly calling her Catsnake as though it is her title.

Everyone keeps telling me that I can’t name my ferret Catsnake. But…I want to name my cat-snake Catsnake. Catbug is a catbug and is named Catbug, why can’t my cat-snake be a cat-snake named Catsnake.

yusufdaistanbooty:

mater—tua:

literarysins:

In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a standard BDSM experience. 

Bolded is me.

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

nerdgasm55:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

physicianwhy:

feistyfrank:

A TRUE FEMALE ICON

and we’re not going to talk ABOUT HOW THIS IS BUFFY

I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT IS SOMETHING BUFFY WOULD DO

i feel like daphne was just a red haired season 1 buffy

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supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

Catsnake is acquired I repeate Catsnake is acquired.